When I see those little 8 year old pricks with iPhones. You know what I had when I was 8?
(Source: shutyourface09)
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
(Source: mkzsupreme)
That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn’t say ‘excuse me’ or ‘sorry’
(Source: patrickdpornstar)
